My best friend was finding ways and means to help me get over a somebody. And she suggested…
Magnifying his negative points.
Her well intentions turned out to give a rather humourous conversation. Thanks Babe! I had a really good laugh! 
Ok the negative point that we decided to exaggerate is: Compulsive Running Behaviour.
Running is not a vice per se, but if you overdo it compulsively, like DO OR DIE! Well… it could be annoying to those around you. We should live life in moderation yeah? (Check out Aristotle’s Golden Mean Philosophy here)
Ok, so my friend came up with these little imaginative consequences that might occur if I do get together with him (which I highly don’t think so).
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“hey i go running first. call you later.”
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“hey i wake up in the morning go running first then meet u later.”
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“hey!! let’s go out for a movie later ok?”
“sorry err i got running appointment with friends later.”
or “er i actually planned to run, sorry ah next time.”
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“hey i need running shoes today. let’s shop for them.’
“but we are supposed to shop for my dress!”
“hello!? running is my LIFE. you can shop for your dress later. SHOES FIRST!”
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“hey i go home get change then go for a run then meet you for dinner then go for a run then meet you for movie then go for a run then sleep”
(LOL. I like this one!)
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“what am i doing later ah? orh run lor”
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“eh run with me?”
“don’t want la so hot, siao wait i get burnt”
“wah lao fine la i go run myself. hmph!” *runs off*
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“hey you know what i like to do right?”
“yeah, run lor”
“err yeah.. err so later i can’t meet you cos i have not run for 1 day and i feel oh-so-weak.. my body is falling apart already.. so we meet next wk ok?”
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“eh i got marathon, come cheer me on!”
“ok what time?”
“oh no need to come so early. 5 am”
“huh but the marathon haven start yet!”
“hello! motivational support pls!”
“but i’m going out with the girls till late the night before!”
“aiyah don’t go lah, hello running is my LIFE! and if i don’t complete this marathon in half an hour. i will die and i won’t talk to you anymore. unsupportive gf.”
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Really ridiculous right? I didn’t mean to be so evil to publish it and ”backstab” him 
But it is so FUNNY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Anyway these are all EXAGGERATED! His compulsion level is not this extreme – I hope. Haha!
HAHAHAHHAHAA IT WAS FUN!!!
despite this quirky obsession of his, he STILL ROCKS!! (:
lol..but eww, i wouldn’t wanna be near him.
there’s no need to exaggerate about the runnings..the ~.~ odour from the body after running is already a big turn off lol..
“hey i go home get change then go for a run then meet you for dinner then go for a run then meet you for movie then go for a run then sleep”
lol.
there’s always deodorant!
ah now you make me a little angry! how dare you say that about him! hmph! =P