Without all due respect~ August 7, 2008

Sarcasm works only if those who are receiving it are open-minded and insensitive.

I often use sarcasm as a form to criticise those that 我看不顺眼。

Why am I so bad? As a matter of fact I think I’m being thoughtful already because I don’t want to hurt that person directly by picking on his/her fault.

I wouldn’t want to say ‘What is your problem? Can’t you tell that its wrong?!’

And so, I chose the option of pretending to be nice and stabbing him/her at the back hoping that he/she is wise enough to get the hidden meaning and true nuance(s) of my speech

It works well but when you apply this form to sensitive people who cannot take things in a harsh hypocritical manner, well, you end up in a quarrel- verbal fight where the receiver claims that you are showing him/her no respect and of course that he/she deserves more respect from you the sarcastic queen

Well so what did I reply? I, being so obviously evil, apologised in a sweet manner and insisted that ‘there are 2 sides to a coin and if you choose to take it in the negative way, it’s by all means your problem’. However, I don’t want to blow the matter up and let it fuel into a severe case of antagonism so from then I decided to ignore that victim of mine and occasionally smile if I need to(I can’t possibly give a blank face right?).

Ok, that’s the end of my say on sarcasm. I choose to use it, and I enjoy hitting back at people who don’t deserve the due respect from me

P.S. O! Such a bad bad Bitch!!

P.S.S And did I mention before that during my JC days, a friend of mine told me that he feels that I’m a very scheming person?

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger May 15, 2008

bah! i wish the holidays didn’t come..

what’s the point of a holiday when you only rot at home sending countless resumes but end up receiving zero positive response?!

what’s with companies/agencies!!?

fine! my resume ain’t that bad ok! i’m only asking for $6/hr(below market rate of $6.50!!) and i’ve prior experiences in Admin/Customer Service areas.. goodness me don’t tell me its cos of my educational backgrounds huh!

A.R.G.H.

DAMN IT~FUCK YOU ALL

esp that asshole who asked me to send my resume over then tell me later on ’If we have suitable positions for you we would call you’

deceit!! can’t you directly ask me over the phone about the nitty gritty details you need to know about me? instead of giving me false hope (ok la i am naive)! or are you just expanding your data base and all your advertised jobs are fake!? there’r just a lure to get innocent undergrads to send their resumes over huh! CRAP

FUCK FUCK FUCK

ya la i know i’m not as superior as my local uni counterparts but is it that fair to judge someone’s working capabilities just solely based on educational backgrounds?!!? and i’m denied of even a phonecall interview!! what is wrong with employers these days!! if i cock up during the interview.. then fine with me.. i accept the loss.. but being deprived of even a short interview over the phone that would take you shitass employers 2 mins of your time is really DISHEARTENING

even when i recieved job opportunities.. its those $5/hr-nobody-wants-the-job type(telemarketer, promoters etc).. i know i should not rant since times are getting from bad to worse now.. but hello!? after studying for all these years you expect me to take up this kind of temp jobs? are you trying to tell me i should just quit school since all the studying is just a pure waste of time and my dad’s money cause afterall i’m only worth $5/hr which is way less than even what those poly grads are earning(no insults intended)??

i’m so sick of finding a job i wish Yr 2 would faster start!!

no wait.

i will make sure i rise above you all.. be it in terms of money or authority!! i’ll show you how God Damn wrong you all were to deny me a chance!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

 

f*cking pissed April 2, 2008

HATE MY MOM!!

WHY THE HELL DOES SHE HAV SUCH A BAD TEMPER?!

LITTLE THINGS N SHE’LL FLARE UP LIK SOME SIAO CHAR BO

MENOPAUSE ISSIT?

YA LA I STUPID LA.. I USELESS LA.. IRRESPONSIBLE LA..

DEN KEEP SAYING SHE REGRETS GIVING BIRTH TO US

SHE ANGRY OK LA

WE ANGRY CANNOT IS IT?

BLOODY DIFFICULT TO LIVE WITH HER

EVERYTHING ALSO MUZ B SUPER CLEAN/NEAT/

EVERYTHING MUZ ALSO FOLLOW UR DECISIONS

FUCKING BITCH

I WISH MY DAD WIL DIVORCE U ASAP

C.C.B.

P.S. family probs *argh*

i hate u!!(too) – A tale of a donkey in my skool March 9, 2008

good day!

this is another article relating to hating someone i noe.. the first one is here

i want to start off with saying its perfectly fine to loathe pple or abhor at their actions or simply wish u can get rid of their existance so dat the world is better..

i’m goin to talk bout this Donkey in my skool

she’s called Donkey.. cos her face is soooo long.. and she whines and complains so much lik a donkey braying/eeyoring when u r pulling it.. also.. she’s EFFING stupid as well(a donkey means a stupid silly person if u dunno!!).. she demonstrated her stupidity in law lecture ytd.. and brought laughter & joy to the entire lecture.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the tension between us started when i accidentally told her the wrong way to come to school(so lame? yes lame things occur in the world.. even when ur pang saiing in the toilet).. well i said ‘u can take 74 at Dover mrt station’ cos dat Dumb Donkey took a bus the wrong way hence ended up somewhere else n den came late to skool.. den she asked ‘which side is it? is it the one at SP dat side?’.. so i muttered ‘erm i’m not sure.. yea yea’.. den i found out i told her the wrong way.. but hey i didn’t guarantee her dat its the right side ya? and pls la.. u should always find out urself too.. naive dumb donkey

n den guess wad.. she stopped talking to me and my another fren cos of dat that trivia minor incident which happened when u were.. hmm maybe pang saiing (ok crap!).. and started hanging out wit this tall girl wit a auntie dress sense.. serious! auntie.. so auntie dat the first day of skool i thought she was a auntie doing a degree course.. lolx (ok no insults to aunties or uncles upgrading themselves.. U ALL SHOULD!).. wad’s more shitty is dat she keeps using her fake american accented voice to talk n talk n talk in lecture.. my frens from other cliques r equally annoyed with her too

adding on.. wad made me hate her more was dat she’s from this particular jc.. this jc is well known for their rich spoil brat kids.. most of them r anyway.. if u ain’t den ur blessed by God.. this Donkey is no exception to being rich (Ques: if she’s rich den y isn’t she in the Aussie RMIT? Answer: cos she think’s dat RMIT is from Sg n belongs to SIM).. i heard she drives to school too.. and this partly answers the ques of how come an undergrad dunno how to go to SIM.. the other being.. yes.. her EFFING stupidity

another thing i dislike about her.. is her ‘make frens with the person sitting next to her’ character.. she comes late to lecture most of the time and would randomly find an empty seat.. den the ‘make new frens’ personality of hers would show.. there’s nothing wrong wit being frenly.. but there is something wrong with being overly frenly n wanting to make frens wit the entire lecture.. she wil start to talk n talk n talk (as usual) with her new fren(s) and act so nice.. DISGUSTING
Below: the EXACT look she gives when she blabbers enthusiastically with her seating-next-to-me fren

i dunno y she wants to do dat.. maybe so dat she wants everyone laughing at her in lect to noe it is her.. T.K.K. aka the donkey.. who raised the brainless question..

u noe wad wil really make me happy?

Donkey asking more unintelligent/unthinking questions

btw her auntie fren withdrew from school.. the auntie is from NJC.. yes National.. u saw it.. i dunno where she disappeared to.. but who cares.. one less eyesore in lecture makes me day brighter.. o ya.. dat auntie is v arrogant too.. she refused to acknowledge me & my fren’s existance on the first day of school even though we+donkey+auntie were hanging out together.. 

ok nuff bitching.. n yea.. this wil make me even much happier.. her retaining (she didn’t go for accounts test and the day before the test i saw her studying in school with a whiny-damn-i-dun-understand look)..
Below: I DUN UNDERSTAND!!! ACCOUNTS SUX

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P.S. i hav the right to bitch & curse.. wad? the cursing will fall back onto me? BULLSHIT.. dun worry i wil admit if i retain. HAPPY?

[mood:]

Being Hostile – a necessity in the 21st century March 5, 2008

i jus came back from gym.. feeling pissed…

becos it was so crowded and all i did was 2 mins of weights…

when i entered the gym 1 threadmill was available.. but when a f*cking bitch saw me entering.. she gav me the ‘OMFG SHE’S GONNA SNATCH THE THREADMILL’ look and rushed to it and started her brisk-walk.. she even told her brother ‘i dun even noe whether i can run more then 0.4km’.. IF U CAN’T RUN DEN FUCK OFF LET ME USE IT U WHORE

hence i was very angry and when i left the gym i gave the ‘tsk’ sound (hope u get wad i mean) and slammed the gym door..

when walking back home (ok fine my gym is jus downstairs but its stupid to wear exercise attire and go down in a happy mood den realize u’ve jus wasted 10 mins preparing to go gym and see no machine available for u) i reflected to myself.. why am i so pissed? but more importantly y r pple so kiasu nowadays?

i came to a conclusion.. our fast-paced, everything muz be no.1 environment made us so..

we care.. more about ourselves.. our wants increasing everyday.. to the extend dat there’s actually a subject for it.. called ECONOMICS.. i mean hello!! economics work on the basis dat humans hav a hell lot of material wants so much so dat the earth cannot provide for hence we need economics to teach us how to efficiently use our limited resources.. econs students.. am i rit?? (of cos i am!)

so back the topic.. in order to fulfil our wants.. we muz snatch it from others.. cos as mentioned b4.. we hav limited resources.. so to snatch from others.. we muz b hostile (or if ur nice den b a hypocrite) and selfish.. if u read philosophy.. u’l noe dat in Bernard Mandeville’s doctrine.. he believed dat ‘Human Beings are always Selfish’.. read more here

hence forget about being nice/kind/generous/sweet/thoughtful to others.. be nice/kind/generous/sweet/thoughtful to YOURSELF.. dat wil save u from losing out in this contemporary society and being labelled looked down upon..

ok i am lik advocating wrong values but hey! u should in this world.. no one wil help u earn money.. u have to help urself to earn the big bucks.. no one is nice to u genuinely.. even ur frens.. they jus wanna seek companionship/someone to help them burn time with.. feels shocked? disgusted?

thus.. being hostile to pple who threatens to grab ur wants is by no means being rude/evil.. ur jus doing ur part of helping yourself live a normal life in this world.. get it?

fine.. enough for today.. need to study for accounts test.. no one wil help me pass or ace it.. i hav to help myself score..

P.S. which human being isn’t cynical? r u sure dat in ur mind its always angelic thoughts?

[Feeling:]

Lame ways to stop them(telemarketers, job recruiters..) from calling & bugging u again!! February 29, 2008

hello everyone!

this is gonna b a funny, silly & childish post..

i thought of this cos i jus received a call from this guy who said he is from VE Group.. and his company is hiring pple at the age of 17-20++++ for part-time positions.. so he jus asked me to go down to his company.. which is located at MDIS?? hence i told him alright.. n i’ve an interview next fri 5pm.. lolx..

I WAS JUS PLAYING ALONG.. LOLX..

i’m not so stupid la boy(he’s called Jeremy).. i noe the ploys of MLM companies and desperate job recruiters (come on i once worked at a job agency & i’m a marketing undergrad!).. ok i’m evil tricking him dat i’l go down (he even said ‘dun fly my aeroplane ah.. sg slang for not showing up for appointment/meeting).. but HAHA.. i’m love playing tricks cannot ah?

so next wk when he calls back.. i’m goin to do some stupid stuffs..

u can use the listed ideas below to counter irritating telemarkets, desperate job recruiters or even ur bf/gf(who keeps calling u to ask for a 2nd chance)..

ok here r the ways:

1. get a friend/some one else to answer in a weeping tone: ‘hello? sniff sniff.. eh looking for Aurora? may i noe who is this calling?’ ‘o i’m Jeremy from VE Company.. ‘ ‘o Jeremy can i noe when did u call Aurora?’ ‘i called last fri evening regarding job employment’ ‘OMG Jeremy she passed away last thurs evening………………………..’

2. ask an open minded female fren(with a very diff voice if ur a female!) to pose as a hooker and say ‘Hi! who r u?’ ‘I’m Jeremy looking for Aurora cos she is supposed..’ ‘JEREMY!! R U FREE TONIGHT? I’M OFFERING $200 A NITE!! I’M SURE U’L B PLEASED WIT MY SERVICE!!! PROMISED!!’ ‘…eh?’ (if the person puts down the phone and u wanna b even more evil ask ur female fren to call him back n solicited non-stop)

3. if u r online pick up the call and put the phone near the com and play the Power Rangers theme song.. ‘GO GO POWER RANGERS’…. or well maybe the Teletubbies song too? ‘Teletubbies.. teletubbies.. say.. hello… hello!’

4. if u r outside alone n u hav free incoming calls (which i think most of u do rit?).. jus accept the call n put to loud speakers(put the volume to lowest of cos!).. den he/she wil be lik ‘hello? hello?’ and hearing background noises only.. hehehe.. if he/she calls back jus repeat this step again n again until he/she stops :P

5. ok for this step i think it’l work better if ur a guy.. and u hav to control urself from suddenly LOL.. answer the call in a regretful tone ‘erm.. Hi jeremy..’ ‘Hello Alex.. so where r u now?’ ‘er.. i’m sorry Jeremy i was Alex now i’m Alice.. i had a sex operation ytd u see……’ ‘eh wad???’ ‘yes Jeremy i dun think i can go for the appointment now cos i hav not gotten my breasts implants yet so how bout tml??’ (if he answers back jus continue playing along n say things lik ‘i can’t be discharged yet cos the doctor wants to monitor my new vagina in case my body rejects it’.. jus say bullshit stuffs!!)

6. get someone else to answer the phone and reply in a strict tone ‘ur looking for Aurora? do u noe dat she’s not supposed to look for jobs now cos she’s stil in a girl’s home? she was arrested a few months ago for taking drugs, selling her body, killing and eating cats, plus worse of all biting pple and sucking their blood.. n also do u noe dat by offering her a job u can b sentenced to jail?’

7. divert the call to Mcdonalds.. or if u wanna b a baddie.. divert it to another recruitment agency(if its a job employer).. if its ur ex-bf/gf.. divert it to his/her enemy.. or his/her mom.. or his/her school

8. k this one’s diirrrttyyy play a video of a couple climaxing durin sex and make sure the caller hears every single bit of the.. noise.. (u noe wad noise la!) kekeke

9. answer the call personally and say ‘Hihi! who r u??’ den he’l say things lik ‘i called u last wk? i’m Jeremy.. i’m calling bout the job? i’m from VE Company?’ ‘erm Jeremy? i seriously dun rmb u calling! anyway r u interested in buying insurance? u wanna meet up so i can offer u some insurance policies dat’r really beneficial? i mean come on.. u’l nv noe when u might break ur leg or neck or lik die tml? opps i’m sorry! but i’ve lik tonnes of different insurance types to suit u whether its for housing, car, student, medical.. u name it i’ve got it all.. and plus if u can get ur frens to buy from me i’l giv u guys a grp discount? u noe in contemporary society we humans r so vulnerable to accidents or death. jus getting an insurance can help u n ur family in case u die. opps shit not again! ah well i jus hope u get wad i mean rit Jeremy?…’ (continue wit the insurance crap.. stop him from cutting into ur conversation too.. if he agrees to meet then play along as usual.. den if he calls back jus repeat this shit again.. let’s see whether he wil call again!).. if its ur ex calling den get someone else to sell the insurance

10. this one is not applicable for calls from ur ex! again.. answer the call personally and b in a PMS mode (if ur a guy den act a bit gayish).. say things lik ‘hey jeremy.. my bf/gf jus broke up wit me? wad should i do?’ ‘er broke up? u’ve an appointment for the interview so r u stil coming?’ ‘i dunno jeremy dear.. i feel so moody now.. hiax..’ den continue treating him/her lik Aunt Agony.. tell him/her all ur sad stories.. grief.. blabla.. n if he wants to put down the phone threaten to commit suicide.. make him/her scared.. den suddenly put down the phone.. when he/she calls back say ‘HA! GOTCHA! do u noe u were on live-tv jus now!?’

ok no more! i love giving stupid nonsensical ideas

[mood:]

i hate u!! January 16, 2008

i know this sounds lame but.. wad would u do that person if u hate him/her?

should u..

1) simply ignore him/her

2) bitch about him/her to all ur frens and make sure they hate him/her too

3) confront him/her and quarrel bout the issues that caused the dislikeness

4) be a hypocrite – stil act like ‘frens’ when u see him/her

to me.. most of the time.. i’l do 1) or 2).. hehe it depends on how much i can’t stand that person.. if its juz due to simple a thing or two.. i’ll jus follow 1) and as time goes by.. everything will be at the back of my head.. if i seriously loathe dat person till i find him/her disgusting till the Max.. i’l start my bitching.. well u may call it back-stabbing.. to me.. its juz a declaration to my frens of why i hate the person.. i mean u can’t possibly contain your anger all the time ya?? and by voicing out ur angst.. u might feel better after dat =)

i wrote this issue becos for the first time.. i’m using 4).. yes.. this antagonism started since last yr.. a few months after i met her.. we were colleagues.. and o well.. she’s a 2 faced to start with.. u may say ‘2 face den dun care her la.. aiyo…..’.. we both know we are rivals by work and frens during ‘lunchtime-break’.. to me.. i dun wanna start this thing.. after all its juz a temp job.. and its better to stick as friends ya? having 1 more fren is better then having another enemy to ruin your day.. i dun have this prob wit my other colleagues.. jus this particular gurl makes me sick.. makes me see how the real world works.. makes me realize how bitchy a person can be..

recently.. i added a comment for my another ex-colleague and also fren (whom i noe during dat period of time too).. and she..dat toot.. did the same thing and wrote some shit lik ’i miss u!!!’.. how gross!! (and she hardly ever writes comments for us!! so its not a coincidence ok!) wad’s more.. last time she told us (we 3 were having lunch together) dat we look cunning.. wtf!? yes its a sales job.. u sell as much as possible to stay put in the job.. but o pls.. not every sales staff is cunning.. for G*D’s sake..

so wad happen in the end? i quit the job* (well i was asked to) becos i couldn’t stand job scope and the environment..  i dun like cheating pple and bluffing them dat there’s a job for u now so come down now to the agency.. lying to them so dat u can get more contacts and sales and ya.. prevent yourself from getting sacked.

and the bottom line is.. i’m confused now.. i seriously wanna tell her straight dat i really truly can’t stand her behaviour but i think by doing dat.. i’ll aggravate the situation.. n even exacerbate the tension.. hiax.. life’s full of shit at times..

wad would u do?

P.S. i know its not nice to hate pple.. to have hatred.. ok?

*i was working as a recruitment consultant.. its quite a big agency btw.