hello everyone!
this is gonna b a funny, silly & childish post..
i thought of this cos i jus received a call from this guy who said he is from VE Group.. and his company is hiring pple at the age of 17-20++++ for part-time positions.. so he jus asked me to go down to his company.. which is located at MDIS?? hence i told him alright.. n i’ve an interview next fri 5pm.. lolx..
I WAS JUS PLAYING ALONG.. LOLX..
i’m not so stupid la boy(he’s called Jeremy).. i noe the ploys of MLM companies and desperate job recruiters (come on i once worked at a job agency & i’m a marketing undergrad!).. ok i’m evil tricking him dat i’l go down (he even said ‘dun fly my aeroplane ah.. sg slang for not showing up for appointment/meeting).. but HAHA.. i’m love playing tricks cannot ah? 
so next wk when he calls back.. i’m goin to do some stupid stuffs..
u can use the listed ideas below to counter irritating telemarkets, desperate job recruiters or even ur bf/gf(who keeps calling u to ask for a 2nd chance)..
ok here r the ways:
1. get a friend/some one else to answer in a weeping tone: ‘hello? sniff sniff.. eh looking for Aurora? may i noe who is this calling?’ ‘o i’m Jeremy from VE Company.. ‘ ‘o Jeremy can i noe when did u call Aurora?’ ‘i called last fri evening regarding job employment’ ‘OMG Jeremy she passed away last thurs evening………………………..’ 
2. ask an open minded female fren(with a very diff voice if ur a female!) to pose as a hooker and say ‘Hi! who r u?’ ‘I’m Jeremy looking for Aurora cos she is supposed..’ ‘JEREMY!! R U FREE TONIGHT? I’M OFFERING $200 A NITE!! I’M SURE U’L B PLEASED WIT MY SERVICE!!! PROMISED!!’ ‘…eh?’ (if the person puts down the phone and u wanna b even more evil ask ur female fren to call him back n solicited non-stop)
3. if u r online pick up the call and put the phone near the com and play the Power Rangers theme song.. ‘GO GO POWER RANGERS’…. or well maybe the Teletubbies song too? ‘Teletubbies.. teletubbies.. say.. hello… hello!’
4. if u r outside alone n u hav free incoming calls (which i think most of u do rit?).. jus accept the call n put to loud speakers(put the volume to lowest of cos!).. den he/she wil be lik ‘hello? hello?’ and hearing background noises only.. hehehe.. if he/she calls back jus repeat this step again n again until he/she stops :P
5. ok for this step i think it’l work better if ur a guy.. and u hav to control urself from suddenly LOL.. answer the call in a regretful tone ‘erm.. Hi jeremy..’ ‘Hello Alex.. so where r u now?’ ‘er.. i’m sorry Jeremy i was Alex now i’m Alice.. i had a sex operation ytd u see……’ ‘eh wad???’ ‘yes Jeremy i dun think i can go for the appointment now cos i hav not gotten my breasts implants yet so how bout tml??’ (if he answers back jus continue playing along n say things lik ‘i can’t be discharged yet cos the doctor wants to monitor my new vagina in case my body rejects it’.. jus say bullshit stuffs!!) 
6. get someone else to answer the phone and reply in a strict tone ‘ur looking for Aurora? do u noe dat she’s not supposed to look for jobs now cos she’s stil in a girl’s home? she was arrested a few months ago for taking drugs, selling her body, killing and eating cats, plus worse of all biting pple and sucking their blood.. n also do u noe dat by offering her a job u can b sentenced to jail?’
7. divert the call to Mcdonalds.. or if u wanna b a baddie.. divert it to another recruitment agency(if its a job employer).. if its ur ex-bf/gf.. divert it to his/her enemy.. or his/her mom.. or his/her school
8. k this one’s diirrrttyyy play a video of a couple climaxing durin sex and make sure the caller hears every single bit of the.. noise.. (u noe wad noise la!) kekeke
9. answer the call personally and say ‘Hihi! who r u??’ den he’l say things lik ‘i called u last wk? i’m Jeremy.. i’m calling bout the job? i’m from VE Company?’ ‘erm Jeremy? i seriously dun rmb u calling! anyway r u interested in buying insurance? u wanna meet up so i can offer u some insurance policies dat’r really beneficial? i mean come on.. u’l nv noe when u might break ur leg or neck or lik die tml? opps i’m sorry! but i’ve lik tonnes of different insurance types to suit u whether its for housing, car, student, medical.. u name it i’ve got it all.. and plus if u can get ur frens to buy from me i’l giv u guys a grp discount? u noe in contemporary society we humans r so vulnerable to accidents or death. jus getting an insurance can help u n ur family in case u die. opps shit not again! ah well i jus hope u get wad i mean rit Jeremy?…’ (continue wit the insurance crap.. stop him from cutting into ur conversation too.. if he agrees to meet then play along as usual.. den if he calls back jus repeat this shit again.. let’s see whether he wil call again!).. if its ur ex calling den get someone else to sell the insurance
10. this one is not applicable for calls from ur ex! again.. answer the call personally and b in a PMS mode (if ur a guy den act a bit gayish).. say things lik ‘hey jeremy.. my bf/gf jus broke up wit me? wad should i do?’ ‘er broke up? u’ve an appointment for the interview so r u stil coming?’ ‘i dunno jeremy dear.. i feel so moody now.. hiax..’ den continue treating him/her lik Aunt Agony.. tell him/her all ur sad stories.. grief.. blabla.. n if he wants to put down the phone threaten to commit suicide.. make him/her scared.. den suddenly put down the phone.. when he/she calls back say ‘HA! GOTCHA! do u noe u were on live-tv jus now!?’
ok no more! i love giving stupid nonsensical ideas
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